Well, what are you waiting for? Instructions after the jump!
+ Bobby pins
+ Nail polish
Step one: Slide your bobby pins onto afew pieces of folded- up newspaper.
Step two: coat each bobby pin with some nail polish (and don't forget to do the backs, too!)
Step three: Hang your piece of folded newspaper on your clothesline, so your bobby pins can dry in the breeze. (Note: this may take a while, so you may want to leave them out there overnight like I did)
Step four: Once they've dried, take them off the clothesline and slide them off your newspaper. Now they're ready to wear!